This week, I have been mostly eating...

14 Oct 2014

14 Oct 2014

Chicken soup

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Strawberry Granola

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Cold chicken

14 Oct 2014

Gerbils.

14 Oct 2014

Quote by Cindertoffee
Gerbils.

Are they a delecacy in Zaire or are you getting mixed up with gherkins?

14 Oct 2014

Cabbage......and rhubarb

My Karma just ran over your Dogma

14 Oct 2014

My girlfriend's breasts.

14 Oct 2014

smokey bacon pringles

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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

14 Oct 2014

chip buttys with brown sauce

14 Oct 2014

^Her lips

15 Oct 2014

Quote by knobby

Are they a delecacy in Zaire or are you getting mixed up with gherkins?

I was mixed up with gherkins for a while...ended up a real jarhead and addicted to vinegar until my family and friends did an intervention.
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The Collected Works Of Samuel Taylor Coleridge in a Seville orange jus with celeriac and freshly killed pygmy toads.