This or That

Back massage.

Be a contestant on Jeopardy or The Price Is Right?

Sweet

Read a newspaper or a romance novel?

Nothing but ads and garbage in the newspaper these days, so I guess the romance novel as awful as that would be as well.

Desktop or mobile device

Desktop in my office (server terminal, actually) Laptop at home.

Lemon meringue pie or Key-lime pie?

Caf, always.

On fridays, heavy lunch or heavy dinner?

Light lunch, heavier dinner.

Palm trees overhead or giant redwoods overhead?

tough, but will go with the Giant Redwoods

hike thru a forest or sunning on a beach

Hiking

Historical sightseeing or natural sightseeing?

Natural sightseeing

Road trip or train trip?

I love trains, but I like road trips more, so we can stop and see more.

Scenery pictures with a camera or your phone

Phone, I always have it handy to view pictures later

A BBQ or a Chinese Buffet?

I am from Texas, what do you think?

Pickup truck or SUV

Ugh. Neither, really. Still prefer sedans. But of those two, SUV, preferably a compact or midsize one (we have a CRV and I am quite okay with it).

Car sex in a parking lot or drive somewhere more private?

More private.

Watch or be watched having sex?

Be watched.

Volunteer to go on stage at a karaoke club or a strip club?

Karaoke. The only scarier than my singing is me naked.😱

Ruin ... er ... sing a personal favourite song or something popular that you don't care too much for.

Take me to church.

Pay off all your credit cards or carry over some balance.

I pay it off every month.

Bigger closets or a bigger bathroom?

Bigger bathroom. I don't need much closet space.

Soft or firm mattress?

Firm mattress

Bikini or one piece

Bikini

Nude beach or strip nude in a public beach?

Nude Beach

First date a picnic or movie?

Picnic

Sex tonight or tomorrow morning?

Sex tonight, as we can do it again in the morning

Pulling hair during sex or no pulling?

Pulling hair.

Do you prefer to watch boxing or MMA?

Boxing

Spit or swallow

Swallow.

Plaids or stripes?

Plaid

Shorts or longs?

In this weather? Shorts.

Ride a Harley or ride a crotch rocket?

Neither. I like my SUV.

Vote blue or red?