Back massage.
Be a contestant on Jeopardy or The Price Is Right?
Nothing but ads and garbage in the newspaper these days, so I guess the romance novel as awful as that would be as well.
Desktop or mobile device
Desktop in my office (server terminal, actually) Laptop at home.
Lemon meringue pie or Key-lime pie?
Caf, always.
On fridays, heavy lunch or heavy dinner?
Light lunch, heavier dinner.
Palm trees overhead or giant redwoods overhead?
tough, but will go with the Giant Redwoods
hike thru a forest or sunning on a beach
Hiking
Historical sightseeing or natural sightseeing?
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/free-use-friday-or-a-sweet-taste-of-cherrys-pie-3 - "Dirty Talk" comp entry
I love trains, but I like road trips more, so we can stop and see more.
Scenery pictures with a camera or your phone
Phone, I always have it handy to view pictures later
A BBQ or a Chinese Buffet?