Chatting on your cellphone
ICE - oh wait, that can be fun... how about indigestion?
Open all the windows and doors
Quit in the middle of sex because "the big game" is on!
Run out of more beer, because you forgot to by it on the way home.
Shriek because there is a huge spider on the wall (shudders)
underwear still on and he didn't notice
Vice squad knocks on your door
A Burglar crawling thru the bedroom window
Seems some people don't know the alphabet. (Or dodging the difficult ones!)
Doing the crossword.
Fist getting stuck in the butt? Hahaha
Hacking up a hawker (loogie) lol
Itching itching itching in all the wrong places