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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

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Chatting on your cellphone
DooDoo morning breath
Eat biscuits in bed.
Feet that are stinky
Hands cold as ice
ICE - oh wait, that can be fun... how about indigestion?
not listening
Open all the windows and doors
blasting the radio
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blasting the radio


Uhm, steve, you are supposed to go alphabetically. I said indigestion. so your reason should have begun with a J. you skipped j,k,l and m. the next poster followed your not (N) with open (O). so the next answer should have started with P. if you're gonna play the games, at least read the rules the thread creator posted.

so J = joke about your partners sexual prowess.
K = kick him in the balls
L = say ''Let's just be friends''
M = make funny faces

And finally P = pretend you are asleep
Quit in the middle of sex because "the big game" is on!
Run out of more beer, because you forgot to by it on the way home.
Talking about the ex.
underwear still on and he didn't notice
Watch your wife walk in on you and your girlfriend.
A Burglar crawling thru the bedroom window
Biting his cock too hard
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A Burglar crawling thru the bedroom window

wtf happened to X, Y and Z???
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Creosote.
Nuff said.
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wtf happened to X, Y and Z???
__________________________________________________________
Creosote.
Nuff said.


exactly!!!!

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is it D now?

Don't let her in?
Dive under the bed..
Discuss the weather....
Seems some people don't know the alphabet. (Or dodging the difficult ones!)

Doing the crossword.
Eating pickled herring.
Fist getting stuck in the butt? Hahaha
Gagging on pubic hair.
Hacking up a hawker (loogie) lol
Itching itching itching in all the wrong places
Juggling chainsaws.