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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)
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DooDoo morning breath
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Eat biscuits in bed.
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Feet that are stinky
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Hands cold as ice
Weaver of Words
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ICE - oh wait, that can be fun... how about indigestion?
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not listening
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Open all the windows and doors
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blasting the radio
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Quote by knight_shadow
blasting the radio
Uhm, steve, you are supposed to go alphabetically. I said indigestion. so your reason should have begun with a J. you skipped j,k,l and m. the next poster followed your not (N) with open (O). so the next answer should have started with P. if you're gonna play the games, at least read the rules the thread creator posted.
so J = joke about your partners sexual prowess.
K = kick him in the balls
L = say ''Let's just be friends''
M = make funny faces
And finally P = pretend you are asleep
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Run out of more beer, because you forgot to by it on the way home.
Short Arse Brit
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Shriek because there is a huge spider on the wall (shudders)
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underwear still on and he didn't notice
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Watch your wife walk in on you and your girlfriend. 
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A Burglar crawling thru the bedroom window
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Biting his cock too hard
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Quote by Ajax
A Burglar crawling thru the bedroom window
wtf happened to X, Y and Z???
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Creosote.
Nuff said.
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Quote by Cindertoffee
wtf happened to X, Y and Z???
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Creosote.
Nuff said.
exactly!!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[asleep]is it D now?
Don't let her in?
Dive under the bed..
Discuss the weather....
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Seems some people don't know the alphabet. (Or dodging the difficult ones!)
Doing the crossword.
Doing the crossword.
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Eating pickled herring.
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Fist getting stuck in the butt? Hahaha
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Gagging on pubic hair.
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Hacking up a hawker (loogie) lol
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Itching itching itching in all the wrong places
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Juggling chainsaws.
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kicking cockroaches