Eat a packet of salty chips, dropping them all over the bed and attempting to give instructions while stuffing your face.
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Fill the room with Clown Dolls..... they're watching you.................................
Get the giggles while looking at his equipment
Hump an inanimate object (like a bed, dresser, etc.)
G - Giggle......oh my have a gigglefit.....
Ignite the walls on fire.
Eat your morning toast in bed and leave the crumbs on the sheets
Eat potato chips in bed during foreplay
faking an orgasm.....i mean the men faking it, somehow a girl knows when you haven't gotten off
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Why'd we skip J?
Juggle bowling pins while your partner is going down on you.
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sorry i didn't look and followed the letter above.
k--- kick him in the groin...either in throes of passion or he just deserved it lol
L - Licking your armpit
Nothing say yuck more then your partner licking thier armpit.. *
*never licked mine nor had a partner who did. but L? come one.. armpit is the only thing gross i could think of....
Read a baby book to him as he sets the mood
Say, "where's your penis?"
Utter her best friends name
Do the Victory dance upon getting naked
wear granny panties and an oversized moomoo
Go from XXX to G...pull out the rosary beads and start praying
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. Yank your partners hair too hard
a big ass stinky fart. One that gasses you out of the room choking. OR start talking about your bowl movements.
Beg them to do something an ex "did better than anyone else" ... total mood-killer, trust me ... I kicked him out of bed.
"Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader - not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon." -E.L. Doctorow
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