Not bothering to undress.
Put it where it's not supposed to go 😜🤪🥴😄😄😄
Rush the mood to happen instead of enjoying the moment.
Shart.
I seem to write a story every 1.5 years on average.
You might as well check them out: https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Georgia_27_8/stories
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Ululate
Weep
Apes can talk dirty, too. Here's my entry in the "Dirty Talk" competition. Read it and let me know what you think. A virgin student gets a special present from his female housemate.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/free-use-friday-or-a-sweet-taste-of-cherrys-pie-3
X-rated movies starring her granny projected onto the ceiling.
Yodel
Zimmer frame tricks.
Blast music
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Caterwaul country music. Wait.. that's an oxymoron.
I think you mean tautology.
Droop
Eat food with lots of garlic
Apes can talk dirty, too. Here's my entry in the "Dirty Talk" competition. Read it and let me know what you think. A virgin student gets a special present from his female housemate.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/free-use-friday-or-a-sweet-taste-of-cherrys-pie-3
Fart a lot after eating food with lots of garlic 🤣🤣🤣
Gargle right after giving oral sex
Jibber-jabber
Pet hair all over the bed
Queef
I seem to write a story every 1.5 years on average.
You might as well check them out: https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Georgia_27_8/stories
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Rant about politics
Apes can talk dirty, too. Here's my entry in the "Dirty Talk" competition. Read it and let me know what you think. A virgin student gets a special present from his female housemate.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/free-use-friday-or-a-sweet-taste-of-cherrys-pie-3
Having Mother-in-law the to provide instructions