Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

Talk about ex’s

Making comparisons

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Having Mother-in-law the to provide instructions

Should start with U

"ABC Style"

Undressing .... Your sex doll.

Vaginal ventriloquism.

Wait, never mind. That could be really sexy with the right showmanship.

Zombie actions while making love.

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Zombie actions while making love.

Should start with "W"

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Should start with "W"

Awwwww man. I'm sorry. Not paying attention.

Whistling while your penis goes in and out of her 🤔

'xplainin' why you don't do that pervy shit

Yawn, roll over and pass out

Zip your jeans closed.

Advertising, no place for a side hustle

Barf.

Call for emergency services

Dozens of clown mask

Extinguish the light... and leave.

Flip on the light and find yourself alone

Gargle with garlic

Howl at the moon

Insist on spousal consent in writing.

Jerk off and ignore your partner

Keep count on a tally sheet

Lose your temper

Make a crank phone call

Not show any interest

Open a bag of chips and a beer

Pay no attention

Question their decision to have sex with you.

Pee the bed

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