Offer up olfactory offenses
Put it where it's not supposed to go 😜🤪🥴😄😄😄
Rush the mood to happen instead of enjoying the moment.
Shart.
I seem to write a story every 1.5 years on average.
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Ululate
Weep
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X-rated movies starring her granny projected onto the ceiling.
Yodel
Zimmer frame tricks.
Blast music
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Caterwaul country music. Wait.. that's an oxymoron.
I think you mean tautology.
Droop
Eat food with lots of garlic
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Fart a lot after eating food with lots of garlic 🤣🤣🤣
Gargle right after giving oral sex
Jibber-jabber
Pet hair all over the bed
Queef
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Rant about politics
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Having Mother-in-law the to provide instructions
Including your mother-in-law