"Whew! That is one terrific spread."
" I am in the mood for a little of dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast."
"It is Cool Whip time."
"If I don't undo my pants, I will burst."
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It is a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you will get some."
"Do you think you will be able to handle all of these people at once?"
"I don't expect everyone to come all at once."
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You will know it is ready, when it pops up."
"Wow! I didn't think I could handle that."
"How many are coming?"
"That is the biggest one I have seen!"
"Just lay back and take it easy...I will do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it is ready?"
Now for a little American History
If the Pilgrim's had hunted cat instead of turkey...We all would be eating pussy for Thanksgiving.
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