For stealing nets from fishing boats
For buying the tapes from me while in prison, so he could sell them and become famous.
For flashing elderly women while wearing V for Vendetta mask.
Indecent exposure in a public place
For wandering about aimlessly
For tripping elderly women.
She stole my popcorn yesterday.
Yes I did.
For assaulting me w/ cheese.
inside jokes are the best(hopefully he recalls)
Failing to provide a breath sample to a police traffic officer
For cutting a hole under popcorn container and exposing himself to the wrong person.
I got arrested for sticking dildos all around DTLA.
Where were your sticking them? Okay... your arrest was plausible.