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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Stealing the Queen's nuts - apparently she has a thing for Brazilian nuts, which Steph Purloined. Shame on you! Also, you gave the dog that gnawed your toe off whlist guarding them constipation.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Arrested for getting into a duel and forgetting his weapon...I personally would not get arrested for being unarmed in a battle of whits with Steph, because he's very clever and has many weapons at his disposal, I would avoid it altogether...plus he's an okay guy for being Irish ;-)
On that note...HI Felix, nice to meet you!
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No, I don't wanna get into a battle of whits with you either, I do fear that I'd be completely disarmed as well. I just could not stop myself! And, I do cry but man, I hate it when my eyeliner runs cuz that shit burns my eyes, lol!
Arrested for getting too drunk in Church and wearing all the light shades at once, then trying to kiss all the girls under imaginary miseltoe.
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