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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
RavenStar is yelling at Stephanie and Felix while jumping up and down nude. Sprite is throwing water balloons at her.
They cops hauled all their asses in the can.
Buz is drinking sweet tea and telling them it was a bad idea. He too got thrown in the can for stripping and helping Sprite with the water balloons.
xo
Yes back to the game, do it for me. I need to laugh.
Raven trained Ravens to poop on politicians.
Must is teasing everyone with her ass.
Castle is playing video games and screaming at the guests in the game. She got so made she threw her Xbox out the window.
Unfortunately, she hit a peeping tom in the window, who called the cops and she got arrested. He got arrested too for peeping.
xo
Myst, sold her used panties to Buz, but never sent them. And I just realized your thong changes color.
You were arrested by the fashion police for a bad hair dye job.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Streaking during an Olympic curling match.
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Having FRANKLY illegal HAIR...
(I LIKE IT BUT HONESTLY IT'S OUT THERE FOR MIDDLE AMERICA!!!)
xx SF
Stealing the Queen's nuts - apparently she has a thing for Brazilian nuts, which Steph Purloined. Shame on you! Also, you gave the dog that gnawed your toe off whlist guarding them constipation.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Investigated and arrested for Identity theft of major celebrities, all of whom worked for a mickey mouse company. 10 years, out in 5 if she's good
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
She likes going to church a bit drunk and told all the women to spread their legs. She's always hungry when she goes.
It was a good gig until a transsexual woman came in and she saw her cock.
She screamed and was arrested. All the women were sad because she was a great pussy licker. The transsexual was pissed because he didn't get head.
The cops brought her to jail.
Xo
Mysteria was caught stealing lacy thong panties to make an even sexier gif for her avatar.
Arrested for wasting city resources when the fire department was sent out to dislodge nymph's nose from someone's ass.
(omg I haven't learned a thing)
Arrested for being at a church bake sale selling Jell-O shots and brownies filled with hash.
The women were cracking up laughing and taking their clothes off.
Everybody was naked and jumped into an orgy. Nymph was arrested because of what she was selling.
Xo
Using the church's candle stick, as a dildo. Yes, you took it all the way. We are proud.
I love that song actually haha
Castle was arrested for arson after tossing a match into a gamestop that felix had doused with gasoline on the release day of minecraft 2.
Arrested for getting into a duel and forgetting his weapon...I personally would not get arrested for being unarmed in a battle of whits with Steph, because he's very clever and has many weapons at his disposal, I would avoid it altogether...plus he's an okay guy for being Irish ;-)
On that note...HI Felix, nice to meet you!
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Arrested for being of a low mental capacity.
No, I don't wanna get into a battle of whits with you either, I do fear that I'd be completely disarmed as well. I just could not stop myself! And, I do cry but man, I hate it when my eyeliner runs cuz that shit burns my eyes, lol!
Arrested for getting too drunk in Church and wearing all the light shades at once, then trying to kiss all the girls under imaginary miseltoe.
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
) 
Mysteria was found to be my supplier of the hash and was video recording the orgy. Our profits paid for our lawyer. 
