dancing naked around the town fountain during a royal jubilee
for impersonating Melania Trump so she could peg Donald
It took years, but Interpol, working with the FBI finally apprehended Becky. It appears that she was the prime suspect in the infamous Mercedes-Benz automatic dildo deployment caper.
Lynn, started a fire in the next building in fury.
Falsely arrested for prostitution. Young rookie cop didn't know the difference between a lady and a whore.
Masturbating in the lobby of nursing homes
Declaredher lust for her boss by sitting on her desk naked and loudly proclaiming it was lunch time!
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
His stint posing as a female "attendant" in the ladies changing room came to an end when he neglected to shave for several days....
Arrested for swooping down from the trees Halloween night scaring the kids and eating the candy they spilled, then trying to seduce the Dads when they came back to see if there really was a bat winged woman flying around.
Gold hearted fun loving Aussie Angel
caught masturbating in public watching the Sargents wife
Trying to run the Boston Marathon naked.
Sold Belgium to the Netherlands later it was discovered he didn't own Belgium.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Organized a flash mob of dancers right in the middle of a downtown street, at an intersection during rush hour.
For generations our ancestors fought proudly as warriors against the Jedi. Reclaim our armored past for an unending future.
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They trashed the neighborhood...
For causing a traffic jam just by hopping across the street.
seduced my daughter { he has a better 6 pack than i do .
Stole a six pack from the bar in Cheers.
Got caught trying to get into the wrong lady's honey pot!!
DUI for being drunk while mowing his grass on his riding lawn mower.
For cuffing the lady cop to the bed.
for paying for the person lunch behind her causing a "situation"
My latest two micros
Party Dreams
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/party-dreams
Jane's Need
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/janes-need
For stealing two hundred cotton candy flavored condoms.