A woman was walking past a pet shop when something caught her eye. In a small cage a large green toad. The sign above it said $10,000. Intigued the woamn went in and spoke to the pet shop owner. "How can you charge $10,000 for a common toad?"
"Well," said the shopkeeper, "it's a very speciall toad. It can perform oral sex."
"Really?" exclaimed the woman.
"Oh yes." said the shopkeeper. "If you are interested you can have a free trial in the back room."
The woman goes into the back room and sits on a chair. The shopkeeper gets the toad and sits it on a stoll in front of her. After a minute the toad hasn't moved. "It might help if you opened your legs" the shopkeeper suggested.
The woman parted her legs and waited. Another minute passed and the toad hadn't moved. "It does take a while to arouse him. Perhaps you could take off you panties."
The woman took off her panties and spread her legs wide, displaying her pussy, but still the toad didn't move.
Eventually the shopkeeper picks up the toad and shouts "For the love of God! I've taught you how to perform oral sex and you still don't get it! Now watch carefully and I will show you once more, but this is definitely the last time!"
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