The rules are simle. Just ask the person below you three questions about anything.
How many times has your current boyfriend/girlfriend made you cum?
What do you prefer spit or lube?
Did you have an orgasm today?
1) Don't have a girlfriend right now.
2) Nutella. Lube on toast is just gross.
3) Why?
To TPBM
1) Are you the owner of a computer?
2) Do you eat bread?
3) Are your parents older than you?
1) no I use my phone, there is computer in house
2) I eat bread sometimes, other times I make balls and throw it at people
3) I'll ask them I was always told it was rude to ask ages, so I don't know
TPBM
1) are you here to cyber
2) does you chewing gum lose its flavour on bed post overnight
3) what is one thing you can do with right hand but not left hand
1) I don't understand the question.
2) I don't chew gum. I chew bacca.
3) I can use both equally well...I'm amphibious.
TPBM...
1) What's your favourite font?
2) Have you ever discovered a new element?
3) Of the (supposedly) fifty ways to leave your lover droned on about by Paul Simon, how many have you tried?
1) Pauls Kanji
2) uh no
3) Am I being punked?
Bottom
1) What is your favorite song lyric?
2) How old where you when you lost your virginity?
3) Spit swallow or Matrix dodge?
1) I can't think of just one song. I like most of Paloma Faith's lyrics, and Neil Peart wrote some great lyrics, but then so have lots of people...I can't think of one favourite to be honest.
2) I said bye-bye to my hymen when I was 17, though that wasn't my first sexual experience by any means. It was just when the cherry popped.
3) I don't understand the question.
TPBM
1) Is correct grammar and spelling important to you?
2) Are you vegetarian?
3) Who is your favourite shoe designer?
1) Yes
2) Any type of pasta
3) Personality
TPBM
1) Vampires or Werewolves?
2) Would would want to bitten and turned?
3) Why or why not?
1) As I don't believe in either That pretty much precludes the other two. BUT... IF we're pretending (as in FRP) Vampires
2) NO
3) IF you believe in those, you must also of necessity believe in Heaven, Hell and eternal damnation. Even a thousand or more year life span is a drop in the bucket of eternity. ;)
TPBM
1) Fly or dive to the depths of the ocean?
2) Moonlight or candle light?
3) Do you believe in astrology?
1) Fly. Preferably into deep space.
2) Moonlight.
3) Nope, it's a load of old bollocks.
TPBM
1) Would you give a week of your time to your favourite charity, and if yes, what is it?
2) Have you ever done any public speaking, and if so, on what subject?
3) Have you ever spent a night (or more) in jail?
1. Haven't got a week to give, finals are coming. *quakes in fear*
2. Uh, yes. On cyberbullying. Back in highschool, which is pretty much 2 years ago.
3. Yeah, I once picked a fight with a bloke who was feeling up my girlfriend, who turned out to be a cop. Lousy luck, eh?
TPBM
1. Could you tie sailing knots?
2. Have you ever been slapped in the face with a fish?
3. Was the person you lost your virginity to important to you?
I'll answer both sets of the above;
1) Yes, Toys for Tots (I have already done so)
2) Again Yes, as Secretary of the Adams County Vietnam Memorial Committee I was often called upon to be our spokesman.
3) No, I have only been arrested once and bail arrived before they finished booking me ( I defended myself in court and was found innocent of the charge.)
1) Yes I can and have
2) Yes, not intentionally but I grew up on the river and did a LOT of fishing as a kid.
3) Yes, at the time. She was a girl I was VERY much in love with.
TPBM
1) Can you use a map and compass to find your way from point A to point B?
2) Could you live off the land? (Hunt, gather and fish for your meals.)
3) Have you ever ridden anything other than a "trail horse"?
1. Get off the internet and start reviewing. (Internet: LOL nope)
2. My (now ex) gf's breaking into my house and telling me fuck her.
3. Staying silent.
TPBM:
1. Do you know how to fix a car?
2. Ever been bitten by a dog?
3. Ever been stalked?
1. Yes, I can do many automotive tasks.
2. Never bitten
3. Have not been stalked.
Questions for below -
1. Have you ever had phone sex?
2. Do you enjoy the four weather seasons?
3. Have you ever masturbated at work?
3) yes
2) yes
3) yes
Tpbm
1) Have you ever tasted your own cum?
2) Would you suck your own cock or eat yourself out if you could?
3) Would you sleep your way to the top if you could?
1. No
2. 93 so that would be early ninties.
3. No, I can barely play the radio.
TPBM
1. Have you ever created a second profile to draw different friends?
2. Would you ever unfriend someone because one of your friends ask you to?
3. Have you posted any stories on Lush?
No, not on here, that's sneaky. But I'm on a different site under another name
No
No. Not on the story list, but a short one on my profile
Would you like to swim with dolphins?
Can you cook?
Are you a town or country dweller?
I would love to swim with dolphins.
I am an excellent cook.
Both.
TPBM
1. What is your favorite snack?
2. What is your greatest fear?
3. What is the best gift you've ever received?
I would love to swim with dolphins.
I am an excellent cook.
Both.
TPBM
1. What is your favorite snack?
2. What is your greatest fear?
3. What is the best gift you've ever received?
1) Nutella spread on choc chip brioche
2) Losing my parents
3) My sister giving me a wonderful niece
TPBM
1) Can you water ski?
2) Have you ever won a life changing amount of money?
3) What would your ideal pet be?
1. Yes love water skiing.
2. Yes I think a full ride to college is a life changing amount of money.
3. A gold fish
Tpbm
1. Have you ever had a near death accident?
2. If you could live any where in the world, where would it be?
3. Why? To the above question.
1. I have not.
2. I'd live in Colorado
3. I love mountains.
TO BE
1. Did you go to college?
2. Are you allergic to any foods?
3. Do you believe in soul mates?
1. To find/build shelter
2. No
3. Jet
Next
1. What are you doing right now?
2. Do you have sex everyday or would you if you could?
3. What prompted you to join Lush?
1. Trying to write a story (and failing..I guessXD)
2. I don't, but seeing as I'm a horny teenager I would if given the chance.
3. This is the only site with realistic stories, so that clinched it for me.
TPBM
1. Do you believe in God?
2. Do you believe orange and strawberry juices SHOULD be mixed?
3. Would you try orange+strawberry juice if it ever was mixed?
1. Nope
2. As above
3. Yes
TPBM
1. Have you had a same sex encounter/relationship?
2. Have you ever caught someone having sex?
3. Do you like strawberry Jelly?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
1. Of course, I am a lez after all. hahaha
2. Nah, I normally stay away from places that resound with the moans of sexual bliss.
3. Yes.
TPBM
1. Ever been to Southeast Asia?
2. Ever eaten chocolate-covered crickets?
3. Do you know what "balut" is?
1) No
2)Yes and dont think ill be eating anymore anytime soon
3)Not until I just looked it up.....gross
Anyone
1)Would you rather be rich or live a long life?
2) How many years younger would you date?
3)Men, would you date someone taller then you? Women would you date someone shorter then you?
