If I live a long life I will be rich, but not monetarily.
I'm 29 I would go as low as the age of........... consent.
Probably not, I'm attracted to tall guys.
next....
Where would you like to go/do for a first date?
Have you ever swum from wherever it is you live, to Australia?
Don't you think it's about TIME you learned to swim?
Pizza Express.....Pizza Hut is strictly for second dates
No ..too many sharks and they might burst my water wings
No again ..I like my water wings and they haven't let me drown yet
If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed ?
Can crop circles be square?
Can you daydream at night?
I should have known . It's ok about Pizza Express... At least you didn't take me to Taco Bell.
Yes you do.
No, because they are circles.
Well DUH! No, because it's night time!!
Why is grass green?
Why can't I count to the colour purple?
Why are their only 24 hours in a day?
1) Because the Faeries want it to be so.
2) Because of Porphyrophobia.
3) Because it was decreed thus by far wiser people than thou, trinkletoes.
TPBM
1) Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
2) Why isn't the moon made of cream cheese?
3) Why does the road go ever on and on?
1) Maybe, but it's a LONG WAY to Scarborough from here!
2) Because the sun would melt it and it would drip all over Earth, silly!
3) Because it's supposed to!
1) Have you ever seen the movie "Mean Girls"?
2) Ever had a "friend" you only learned the REAL truth about AFTER you were no longer friends?
3) Have you ever turned your back on a true and loving friend to be part of the "cool" group?
1. Yes
2. Yes unfortunatly
3. No I am not that desperate for attention, I prefer to be me and not fake shit.
1. Have you ever been caught picking your nose without tissue?
2. Would you pull out a wedgie in a crowded room full of respectable people?
3. What is the rudest thing you ever did to someone and not regret it?
1 Damn you caught me Sassy
2 Shit you caught me doing that as well
3 Slapped her face and called her a fucking whore and she was welcome to him
1 Would your consider sex on first date
2 Have you ever regretted having sex with anyone
3 what is the most public place you have had sex
1. I have
2. I have lol
3. At work lmao
1. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
2. Have you ever pissed your pants?
3. Have you ever cummed so hard you thought you'd piss your pants?
1 no if I haven't had orgasm why fake it
2 when I was 5 but not since
3. When ever I cum usualy have had pants off so no
1 cont of Sassy's question have you ever faked an orgasm
2 do you find heavy petting as exciting as full penetration sex
3 have you had sex with same sex partner
1) Yes
2) No
3) No
1. Have you participated in group sex?
2. Have you ever visited a sex club?
3. Have you ever gone nude in public? (Eg. Hedonism)
1. Yes
2. Amen, sister
3. Haven't had the pleasure but I'm open to it
See, I'm not so depressing. ;)
1. Do find wet sex (shower, bath, pool, etc.) exciting?
2. Does being in the great outdoors with someone get you in the mood?
3. Have you ever used a strap-on?
