A married lawyer was having fun with a prostitute in his car.
On getting home, his wife saw panties on the back seat. She tore it apart screaming, "John!!!! What is this?!?"
The lawyer retorted, "What is what? I don't know what you're talking about!"
The wife replied, "This Panties! I saw it in your car this evening!"
Quickly, His lawyer instincts kicked in and calmly said, "You just destroyed the evidence of a case worth a 5 million I'm handling."
She fell on her knees apologising.
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