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I bumped into Steve Austin the other day whilst walking down Hollywood Boulevarde - he was looking a million dollars. He's really let himself go.
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That was a great show in its day.
When God first made Eve, he gave her three breasts, but after a while Eve complained that three were too many, she was uncomfortable. So God removed the middle breast and threw it away.
A while later Eve told God she was lonely and needed a friend. God said he would make a man to keep her company, he just needed some material to get started with. So he asked her;
"Where did I throw that spare tit?"
(Explains a few things don't you think?)
A while later Eve told God she was lonely and needed a friend. God said he would make a man to keep her company, he just needed some material to get started with. So he asked her;
"Where did I throw that spare tit?"
(Explains a few things don't you think?)