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Spoil my Wish

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Granted, but you won't be here right now..

I wish I could fall asleep ...
Yes but you sleep for a week

I wish I could fly
Granted, but only to let you land in our bed...

I wish I could dance like a pro.
Granted, but you sing like a frog.

I wish I have a bikini bod.
Granted. But you have a face like a mud fence!

I wish I lived closer to the rest of you Lushies.
Granted, but your internet speed will be very slow.

I wish I can swim like a fish...
Granted but you're hunted by men.

I wish it snows where I am.
Granted but it snows so much you can't leave your house for a week.



I wish I could live forever
Granted, but you will be in hell.

I want to be a good cook...
Granted but the government puts massive taxes on all major ingedients

I wish I was one of Santa's little helpers

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granted, you are the elf working in the stables cleaning up all the reindeer poop....happy shoveling


I wish I could spend Christmas with my kk
Granted, but you will work both as our house servants.

I wish a special Christmas gift...
Granted but it won't be so special as you will be all alone.



I wish I could sleep for 1 entire day.
Granted, but you miss a chance to meet the lover of your dreams.

I wish I could sing like Pavarotti.
granted, but you forget the song text during your most important opera act.

I wish i could travel to New York...
Granted but you have to row across Atlantic Ocean


To spend more time with Cindy
Granted but she is friends with somebody you don't like




I wish I could travel to Italy
Granted, but when you get there it's closed!

I wish I was in bed with Jeri Ryan
granted, but he is so drunken that he slept all the time.

I wish I could row over Atlantic Ocean
Granted but you lose your ore and you have no way of paddling your boat.



I wish I could have a new fully loaded corvette
Granted but you did not pay insurance and the police haiked your car in.

I wish my baby is with me.
granted, but she has a cold and feel ill all day long.

I wish i would have a private jet....
Granted, but you need to get them from Tesco & grate her.

I wish I'll be on leave until next year.
You can but you have to use that time to stay with me and look after me and give in to my every desire .. :P (I like my shirts ironed properly please!)

I wish I could fly away to a warm climate for say 3 months with a beautiful and sexy lady ...
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You can but you have to use that time to stay with me and look after me and give in to my every desire .. :P (I like my shirts ironed properly please!)

I wish I could fly away to a warm climate for say 3 months with a beautiful and sexy lady ...


Shucks! I can't iron properly to save my own life.

We can trade places but the sexy lady cannot understand English.52SrDTatHX9SMDTk

I wish I can be a couch potato for a day.
Your wish is granted however then I will cut you up into slithers and fry you for chips to go with my steak!

I wish I had another 2-3 inches ...

edit -- wait make that 3-4 .. 6 in total .. fine.
LMFAO

Granted but the couch is lumpy and the springs hurt ur back and its extremely uncomfortable.

I wish I had a porche

Edit dammit john you and ur W lol this was for Bailey

I wish I had SJ naked and tied to my bed
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You can and you can use and abuse me as you wish .. however in return I want my house vacuumed, everything dusted, a full clean in the kitchen and a full body wax.

I want a full body massage with aromatherapy oils ..
Granted but your therapist looks like a sumo wrestler.

I wish my friends are here to get sloshed.