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Spoil my Wish

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Granted, but you won't be here right now..

I wish I could fall asleep ...
Guest
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Yes but you sleep for a week

I wish I could fly
Guest
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Granted, but only to let you land in our bed...

I wish I could dance like a pro.
baileyass
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Granted, but you sing like a frog.

I wish I have a bikini bod.
Master_Jonathan
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Granted. But you have a face like a mud fence!

I wish I lived closer to the rest of you Lushies.
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Granted, but your internet speed will be very slow.

I wish I can swim like a fish...
baileyass
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Granted but you're hunted by men.

I wish it snows where I am.
Mysteria27
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Granted but it snows so much you can't leave your house for a week.



I wish I could live forever
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Granted, but you will be in hell.

I want to be a good cook...
DanielleX
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Granted but the government puts massive taxes on all major ingedients

I wish I was one of Santa's little helpers

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granted, you are the elf working in the stables cleaning up all the reindeer poop....happy shoveling


I wish I could spend Christmas with my kk
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Granted, but you will work both as our house servants.

I wish a special Christmas gift...
Mysteria27
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Granted but it won't be so special as you will be all alone.



I wish I could sleep for 1 entire day.
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Granted, but you miss a chance to meet the lover of your dreams.

I wish I could sing like Pavarotti.
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granted, but you forget the song text during your most important opera act.

I wish i could travel to New York...
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Granted but you have to row across Atlantic Ocean


To spend more time with Cindy
Mysteria27
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Granted but she is friends with somebody you don't like




I wish I could travel to Italy
Nikki703
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Granted, but when you get there it's closed!

I wish I was in bed with Jeri Ryan
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granted, but he is so drunken that he slept all the time.

I wish I could row over Atlantic Ocean
Mysteria27
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Granted but you lose your ore and you have no way of paddling your boat.



I wish I could have a new fully loaded corvette
baileyass
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Granted but you did not pay insurance and the police haiked your car in.

I wish my baby is with me.
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granted, but she has a cold and feel ill all day long.

I wish i would have a private jet....
baileyass
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Granted, but you need to get them from Tesco & grate her.

I wish I'll be on leave until next year.
simplyjohn
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You can but you have to use that time to stay with me and look after me and give in to my every desire .. :P (I like my shirts ironed properly please!)

I wish I could fly away to a warm climate for say 3 months with a beautiful and sexy lady ...
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You can but you have to use that time to stay with me and look after me and give in to my every desire .. :P (I like my shirts ironed properly please!)

I wish I could fly away to a warm climate for say 3 months with a beautiful and sexy lady ...


Shucks! I can't iron properly to save my own life.

We can trade places but the sexy lady cannot understand English.7YFmfxh6qVK8pBay

I wish I can be a couch potato for a day.
simplyjohn
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Your wish is granted however then I will cut you up into slithers and fry you for chips to go with my steak!

I wish I had another 2-3 inches ...

edit -- wait make that 3-4 .. 6 in total .. fine.
Kiera
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LMFAO

Granted but the couch is lumpy and the springs hurt ur back and its extremely uncomfortable.

I wish I had a porche

Edit dammit john you and ur W lol this was for Bailey

I wish I had SJ naked and tied to my bed
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simplyjohn
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You can and you can use and abuse me as you wish .. however in return I want my house vacuumed, everything dusted, a full clean in the kitchen and a full body wax.

I want a full body massage with aromatherapy oils ..
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Granted but your therapist looks like a sumo wrestler.

I wish my friends are here to get sloshed.