Granted. But now you are plagued by constant dreams that you are awake with insomnia.
Wish I could cut down on drinking.
Practitioner of the art of the tease...
Granted... (wait there's no downside to that) uh... but you feel great and you take up exercising?
I wish that people would be more patient with everything in life...
Granted, now you are caught in peak traffic daily for a month.
I wish the weather here was more bearable.
Practitioner of the art of the tease...
Granted but now you have bears on the loose!
I wish my daughter's cat didn't wake me up at 5AM every freaking morning...
Granted, but the cat ran away and now you have to comb the neighborhood looking for it. Mew.
I wish I could make a living as a porn writer.
Practitioner of the art of the tease...
Granted, but you have to leave Lush to do so! (Noooooo)
I wish I would get off the forums and do some work!
Granted but then you wouldnt be able to log back in to lush for a week.
I wish he was staying here longer.
Granted, but he developed a rare medical condition that you must be fused like a conjoined twin to him to live, forever.
I wish I was vegan my whole life.
Granted: you now own 11 hectares of Antarctica.
I wish I had a 19 year old Swedish gymnast mistress
Granted: You're now a quadriplegic.
I wish I can travel next month.
Granted: Due to a simple mistake in Jamaican customs, you are mistaken for an international arms dealer and spend your whole trip in jail.
I wish become an ace writer!
Granted. You now have a full-time job producing advertising copy for your local hardware store.
I wish the ice-cream van would drive by.
Granted but the freezer wasnt working so all the ice-cream melted.
I wish the weather is sunny today.
Granted. But, you were handcuffed in bed with the lights off.
I wish I had ice for my drink.
Granted
But the ice was from salt water
No wish to spoil sooooo....
I wish I was a little bit taller
Granted but you hit your head on the ceiling every time.
I wish I did not have this deadline!
Granted, because you got fired.
I wish whoever keeps flying a drone over my swimming pool would stop.
Granted. Too bad it is only on a video game.
I wish it was the weekend
Granted
Unfortunately, the firm requires you to work on an emergency proposal.
Granted... You are required to make everyone's wish now...
I wish i was on the boat today
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Granted but it looks like it's going to rain all week
I wish my back wasn't hurting this morning
Practitioner of the art of the tease...
Granted, but now the authorities are after you!
I wish I could be more motivated
Granted, but now your phone rings non-stop.
I wish I had a masseur on stand-by
Granted but it’s DeanRodman with his rainbow ? ?
I wish I didn't crave sugar
Granted... Unfortunately you're now addicted to me
I wish I could write stories