Whiskey Lullaby- Allison Kraus and Brad Paisley
"I'm happy I made you cry. I'm sadistic that way." - Loislane
Why you, I oughta, (sniffles) -
I'll get you, Miss Smartypants if it's the last thing I - "Aaahhh!" (sound of being impaled on a Googled, Anglo Saxon spear).
And which do you want to learn about, The Angles or the Saxons? - Be specific, please.
And, (this is the longest dying speech in the history of theatre), -
if we raise 'Cattle', 'Pigs' and 'Chicken' - English words,
why do we eat 'Beef', 'Ham' and 'Poultry', all derived from French words?
(Hint: we raise livestock OUTdoors and we eat INdoors).
Gotcha, right?
Admit it. you've got nothing. Nada. Zip.
Oberon wrote:
"I'm happy I made you cry. I'm sadistic that way." - Loislane
Why you, I oughta, (sniffles) -
I'll get you, Miss Smartypants if it's the last thing I - "Aaahhh!" (sound of being impaled on a Googled, Anglo Saxon spear).
And which do you want to learn about, The Angles or the Saxons? - Be specific, please.
And, (this is the longest dying speech in the history of theatre), -
if we raise 'Cattle', 'Pigs' and 'Chicken' - English words,
why do we eat 'Beef', 'Ham' and 'Poultry', all derived from French words?
(Hint: we raise livestock OUTdoors and we eat INdoors).
Gotcha, right?
Admit it. you've got nothing. Nada. Zip.
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Easy peasy lemon squeezy...(I don't even NEED google for this- all those history channel documentaries on TV and slight Wikipedia addiction)...William the Conquer(the French bastard conqueror of England many moons ago)...who descimated most of the Anglo- Saxon society and customs by invading/conquering England and making them the Anglo-Norman...in fact at one time in England, French was the spoken language. He intermarried his French nobles with Anglo-Saxon Lords and Ladies who agreed to accept him as King. in fact when he conquered England he couldn't even speak Anglo-Saxon English...So most french phrases like Poultry,Beef and Ham were probably introduced into the English language at that time...
(blows kiss)...come on admit it...That was brilliant...
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What are you, one of those Idiot Savants, like Rain Man???
I bet you bang your head against the wall if you can't watch Wapner every day at 4:00 p.m., - or The HISTory Channel.
I know, it's the hat! You've got some sort of radio receiver under there, picks up signals from Betelgeuse or Far Centaurus with all the answers, right?
Know what I think?
I think YOU'RE the French bastard conqueror of England, so there!
(shuffles feet, looks at the floor)...but, yeah, it was kind of brilliant.
Know what song really, really, REALLY makes me cry?
Whatever song you play next on Club Zafia.
Pbbbbbbt, (blows raspberry)
I Am Dreaming Of A White Christmas - Bing Crosby
i'll be home for christmas if only in my dreams - Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
cats in the cradle - harry chapin
Neon Moon---Brooks & Dunn
Neon Moon---Brooks & Dunn
unanswered prayers by garth brooks cause i think of a special friend who i miss alot
amazing grace
it is well with my soul
the theme song from "we are soldiers"
Taps
Get on Get in Enjoy the ride This Is Me Your Talking Too Trisha Yearwood
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
how much is that doggie in the window --- patti page
an oldie but a goodie Grow Old With Me Mary Chapen Carpenter
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
Tori Amos - Winter. Silent all these years. She is hynotic to watch these two really make me cry.DpnClbWly7cBnRix
Taps when played by two trumpets..causing the echo like they do for many soldiers funerals....and when Amazing Grace in play on bag pipes
the Christmas Shoes. I'm not sure who does it, but there is a movie that goes with it by the same name.
Also Dolly Parton's I Will Always Love You.
Who Sorry Now Connie Frances
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
Your guardian angel-the red jumsuit apparatus
I love this song but it almost always makes me cry