"Every Sperm is Sacred" - Monty Python
Soon as we get started makin' love goin' hard
I hear a knock-knock, knocking on the wall
And as soon as I go deep getting it in then again
There's a knock-knock, knocking on the wall
Girl your legs keep shakin' and I swear
We breakin' our new headboard, headboard
And the love we make, it feels so good, girl, you know I'm proud
Lookin' in your lovely face, scream my name, you do it so loud
Ian Dury - Wake Up And Make Love With Me
I come awake with a gift for womankind
You're still asleep but the gift don't seem to mind
Rise on this occasion, halfway up your back
Sliding down your body, touching your behind
You look so self-possessed
I won't disturb your rest
It's lovely when you're sleeping
But wide awake is best
Wake up and make love with me, wake up and make love
Wake up and make love with me
I don't want to make you, I'll let the fancy take you
And you'll wake up and make love
You come awake in a horny morning mood
And have a proper wriggle in the naughty naked nude
Roll against my body, get me where you want me
What happens next is private, it's also very rude
I'll go and get the post
And make some tea and toast
You have a lover's sleep, love
It's me that needs it most
Wake up and make love with me, wake up and make love
Wake up and make love with me
I don't want to make you, I'll let the fancy take you
And you'll wake up and make love
The Teenagers ... Homecoming
Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter
She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than fuckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something
Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was dirty a dream came true
Just like I like it she's got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by blink182