She fell in love

This will get lost in the forum games section so I'll give it some legs here first before moving it over.

You have to finish this sentence with something witty:

"She fell in love with ... "

Examples:

She fell in love with a pilot but he took off.

She fell in love with an author and enjoyed lots of happy endings.

She fell in love with a salesman and paid the price.

She fell in love with an astronaut but he said he needed more space.

She fell in love with a geologist but he was always finding faults

She fell in love with a carpenter and gets hammered every night.

Oohhh, this is a cute one.

Bump.

She fell in love with a lawyer and has since been interrogated daily.

She fell in love with a fisherman but smelled something fishy.

She fell in love with a pilot and their relationship took off.

She fell in love with a eunuch, who spoke very highly of her.

She fell in love with a Politician and all he did was talk about it!

She fell in love with an HVAC repair man, but he blew hot and cold.

She fell in love with a tailor, but she didn't suit her.

She fell in love with a dentist and received a lot of orals.

She fell in love with the barista because he liked to grind.

She fell in love with an architect but he had designs on someone else.

She fell in love with a used car salesman, but he failed to deliver a good ride!

She fell in love with a tall man, but he looked down his nose at her.

She fell in love with a candymaker and became diabetic.

She fell in love with a blacksmith and always got hammered while she was hot.

She fell in love with a diver but he had no depth

She fell in love with a steeplejack in search of the high life.

Quote by Icarus4

She fell in love with a diver but he had no depth

Reminds me of the great Interpol song:



She fell in love with a baker because he kneaded her.

She fell in love with a physicist and they became quantumly entangled.

She fell in love with a Marxist, but he could never fuck her the right way.

She fell in love with a geologist but he wasn't down-to-earth.

She fell in love with a judge but he threw the book at her.

She fell in love with a mountaineer but he never took her over the top

She fell in love with a driver and rode him all night

She fell in love with an ice hockey player, but he wasn't a keeper

She fell in love with a teacher and learned a lot.