She fell in love

He fell in love with a moderator and **edited by moderator**.

She fell in love with a sommelier the instant he popped her cork.

She fell in love with an aerospace engineer who was crazy enough to blast her into space and smart enough to get her back

She fell in love with a woodworker who saw her a lot.

She feel in love with a hammer because she wanted to get nailed.

She fell in love with a violinist and he played her.

She feel in love with a bartender and he shook her up.

She feel in love with a bartender but he had mixed feelings for her

She fell in love with a lumberjack, but he axed her from his life

She fell in love with a runner who ran all around town.

She fell in love with a storm chaser - it was a whirlwind romance.

She fell in love with a balloon animal artist but he never popped the question.

She fell in love with an engineer but she was thrown out in a projectile motion.

She fell in love with a psychiatrist, but he paid her no mind.

She fell in love with herself and died trying a '69'.

She fell in love with a Dutch boy, who loved to plug her leaky hole.

She fell in love with a Dutch romantic, and OMG, it was all just so cheesy.

She fell in love with a zoo keeper and felt caged.

She fell in love with a glazier, but they broke up.

She fell in love with a bus driver but he always stopped before she got off.

She fell in love with a donkey farmer, but he was just after her ass.

She fell in love with a landscape gardener who was very creative with her bush.

She fell in love with a computer scientist, but she drove her crazy bit by bit.

She fell in love with a programmer and they spoke in codes.

She fell in love with a nurse but didn't care at all.

She fell in love with a guy at the BDSM club, but he didn't want to be tied down.

She fell in love with the famous fellow from Nantucket... but all he did was suck it.

She fell in love with a pastry chef but he was flaky.

She fell in love with a sergeant, but all he did was drill her.

She fell in love with a podiatrist but he kept getting under her feet.