She feel in love with a garbage collector, but all he did was talk trash.
She feel in love with a garbage collector, but all he did was talk trash.
She fell in love with the Comcast guy, but every time he said he was coming, he didn't.
She fell in love with a Brit, but his stiff upper lip got in the way.
She feel in love with a gardener, but he kept wanting to trim her hedges. π€¬
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Every second of every day. ππ
She fell in love with a mermaid, but there was something fishy there.
Gropes for Vee and Myrrhh both
She fell in love with a fire breathing dragon, but she was too hot to handle.
She fell in love with an actor even though he only had a small part.
She fell in love with violinist and he would fiddle with her for hours.
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Every second of every day. ππ
She fell in love with a spy who had kept his wife and two kids a secret.
She fell in love with a carpenter but he screwed her.
She fell in love with a dog trainer and would always come when he whistled.
She fell in love with a lawyer but all he did was argue.
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Every second of every day. ππ
She fell in love with my man and they never lived happily ever after. π€
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She fell in love with an electrician and she always got the sparks.
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She fell in love with a doctor and never had an apple since.
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She fell in love with a clown but was told she was no fun
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She fell in love with the ringmaster, then found he used a whip. (ouch)
She fell in love with a lawyer and never won an argument.
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She fell in love with a judge, but his sentences were too long. (lame)
She fell in love with a dermatologist and all her itches were treated well.
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She fell in love with a farmer and she got his seeds planted in her.
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She fell in love with a potter and she was clay in his hands.