A middle aged woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal
lips reduced in size because they are too loose and floppy. Out of
embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls
in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She
assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same
procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for
his new ears."
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