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-said nobody, ever.

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69Kisses96
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Quote by SugarBaby2013
I want spiders, as cute and cuddly pets... said nobody, ever!




I had a female cousin in East Texas when I was a kid who made a leash for her pet tarantula and took it for walks.
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Was it cute like this little guy?

Emerson501
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Quote by trinket
Give me that delicious looking Brussel sprout...said nobody EVER!


Let's dig into a bunch of veggimite! - said no sane person ever
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honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i sure hope we have six more weeks of winter.

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I like your long, curly nose hairs growing out of your nostrils
Emerson501
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I wish I'd had a few more drinks last night
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I really want to fuck Trump.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i couldn't possibly eat a whole bag of haribo in one sitting.

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adele
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I love spending all my time alone... every day, every night.
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I love being a complete cunt, 24/7.
SammiTS
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Oh no, I couldn't possibly take that million dollars you want to give me.
Master_Jonathan
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No thanks, I have all the sex, money, and time I could possibly want!
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i love this shade of booger green the pollen has left my car!

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St_Crispins_Day
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I wish people in shops in front of me would walk even slower.
Quote by Freddie Mercury
My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies
Fairy tales of yesterday grow and never die
I can fly
The show must go on.
MollyDoll
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Quote by honeydipped
i couldn't possibly eat a whole bag of haribo in one sitting.

Were you watching me that day?

I wish you would cut me off in traffic then drive really really slow.

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I really love arguing with idiots ...
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Oh that Kim Jong-Un seems like he would be a fun date
honeydipped
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ugh, i wish someone would wipe this grin off my face.

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babygirlmindy
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why, of course I'd love to do more work and take on more responsibilities for absolutely no additional money, title, or credit.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i need to start taking more three hour naps at six pm.

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honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
there's just entirely too much music to listen to.

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honeydipped
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i sure hope to wake to a tp'd house. i love to see kids having fun.

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I just love the smell of [url=https://]durian[/url].



May I join you there. Believe me, it's the best smell ever!



And I love waking up with a headache.
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Gimme another vodka, I want a hangover tomorrow morning!
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