i hate seeing all the insects go as we transition to autumn.
Can we paint the ceilings today?
Yes, please call me with your scam. You're asking for $2,500 for repairs I didn't receive or ask for? Sure!
Snakes, more snakes in the yard please!
Gee... can WE have spiders in our room, too?
you're kidding, you mean i get to come in an hour early and leave three hours late for NO overtime? sign me up!
Go ahead and talk shit about me behind my back at work, that's TOTALLY professional!!
I just sent $10,000 to a Nigerian prince.
Sure, just take off! I love doing everything by myself!
you couldn't pay me to stay in bed.
Hey, I know you'll spend it on booze and drugs, but here's $50 anyway
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i I can't wait for Monday ....
I love scrubbing toilets.
Of course I don't mind you can have my Chocolate cake i'll just have extra kale.
i'm giving up candy for the month of october.
Gimme some cockroaches, I'm hungry
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i It absolutely makes total sense not to replace the last three people who left because they were overworked. I mean that's more for the few remaining ones of us right? Goody!
who cares if the hot light is on, i gots shit to do.
I wish the temperatures would stay in the 90s all year....
Can't we get another 8 - 10 inches of rain!!
just gonna eat this one tootsie roll.
I want to get a root canal without anesthesia.
You need to charge me for a service I do by myself already, just for the privilege of doing it myself? That's fair.
that's enough orgasms for me, thanks though.
I wish you'd be even more premature...
:D :D