Hey Lorena... will you cut off my dick please?
i wish more people would leave shopping carts in the parking lot.
My collection of STDs is almost complete!
Give me your car, I'll wash it for you.
Will you show me again, how you drove my car into that wall?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i It would NOT be nice to take a nap.
Please style my hair like Donald Trump.
Let's reinstate Prohibition!
Hooray! It's Monday again!
Now, how do I switch that porn filter on?
go ahead you only have 50 items, but you are in the express lane so you must be in a hurry.
Why don't Flea Markets sell used sex toys?
I like people taking advantage of me
No, I don't want free beer.
i sure wish more strange men would send me dick pics.
these shoes are waaaaaaaay too comfortable
sure can't wait to watch the news tonight.
May I have another root canal, please?
Please be sure the sea scallops have sand in them.
No, one orgasm for me is just fine honey.
OH goody another IRS audit
Love the dead-rat smell of your dirty socks
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i