A Grey Rabbit goes to a resturant and orders cheese on toast as he usally does,
Waiter....we dont have cheese,
Rabbit....I order the same every week?? why dont you have cheese??
Waiter....I can order something else of the menu sir.
Rabbit.... OK I'll have a Ham and tomato toasted sandwich.....
Following week he returns but this time he is white.
Sits down and orders cheese on toast.
Waiter....Are you the same Rabbit that orders every week??
Rabbit....Yes
Waiter....but your white??
Rabbit....that's what happens when you "mixa-ma toasties".
There's a blonde in a row boat on cinder blocks in a middle of a corner field just rowing away. Another blonde driving down the highway sees this and gets out.
"You know, it's blondes like you that give us a bad name!" the blonde on the highway says as she gets out of her car. "If I could swim, I'd swim out there and kick your ass!"
Quote by BooBooKittyfuck Jesus comes upon a group of people about to stone to death a woman accused of adultery.
He stops the crowd and tells them "Whoever among you who is without sin, cast the first stone"
Chagrined, the crowd begins to disperse, when suddenly a woman pushes her way through and throws a stone at the accused, killing her instantly.
Jesus turns to the woman and says, "Mom, you have to stop doing that!"
I heard this one from a rather religous woman the other day. After the shock of who it was that told it I laughed my ass off. Laughed more of my ass off reading it here!
Three vampires walk into a bar. Shortly a waitress walks over to take thier orders.
V1: I'll take a blood.
V2: I'll take a blood.
V3: I'll take a blood light.
