What is the sadest joke you have ever heard? We've all heard them, and from time to time been guilty of telling them. Please share yours.
Heres one to start;
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
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A Priest, a Rabbi, A Minister, and an Imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? A joke?"
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A horse walks into a bar...the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"...
OK, you happy now? Look what you started...
OK, you happy now? Look what you started...
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A Grey Rabbit goes to a resturant and orders cheese on toast as he usally does,
Waiter....we dont have cheese,
Rabbit....I order the same every week?? why dont you have cheese??
Waiter....I can order something else of the menu sir.
Rabbit.... OK I'll have a Ham and tomato toasted sandwich.....
Following week he returns but this time he is white.
Sits down and orders cheese on toast.
Waiter....Are you the same Rabbit that orders every week??
Rabbit....Yes
Waiter....but your white??
Rabbit....that's what happens when you "mixa-ma toasties".
Waiter....we dont have cheese,
Rabbit....I order the same every week?? why dont you have cheese??
Waiter....I can order something else of the menu sir.
Rabbit.... OK I'll have a Ham and tomato toasted sandwich.....
Following week he returns but this time he is white.
Sits down and orders cheese on toast.
Waiter....Are you the same Rabbit that orders every week??
Rabbit....Yes
Waiter....but your white??
Rabbit....that's what happens when you "mixa-ma toasties".
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This Irishman walks out of a bar and......
What? It could happen!
Reminds me of that old joke...
Why can't Irish people become lawyers??
They can't pass the bar...
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There's a blonde in a row boat on cinder blocks in a middle of a corner field just rowing away. Another blonde driving down the highway sees this and gets out.
"You know, it's blondes like you that give us a bad name!" the blonde on the highway says as she gets out of her car. "If I could swim, I'd swim out there and kick your ass!"
"You know, it's blondes like you that give us a bad name!" the blonde on the highway says as she gets out of her car. "If I could swim, I'd swim out there and kick your ass!"
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Hey Rem...speaking of blonde jokes...
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence...
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence...
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A beautiful redhead goes to the doctor, doctor
my body hurts wherever I touch it, im in pain
what exclaims the doc, Impossible!
I'll show you she says, touches her shoulder OUCH!
Touches her knee OWW!
Touches her waist OUCHHH!
Doc takes a good hard look and says, Your not a red head are you??
She says no im naturally blonde!
I thought so says the doc your fucking finger is broken!!!
my body hurts wherever I touch it, im in pain
what exclaims the doc, Impossible!
I'll show you she says, touches her shoulder OUCH!
Touches her knee OWW!
Touches her waist OUCHHH!
Doc takes a good hard look and says, Your not a red head are you??
She says no im naturally blonde!
I thought so says the doc your fucking finger is broken!!!
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Jesus comes upon a group of people about to stone to death a woman accused of adultery.
He stops the crowd and tells them "Whoever among you who is without sin, cast the first stone"
Chagrined, the crowd begins to disperse, when suddenly a woman pushes her way through and throws a stone at the accused, killing her instantly.
Jesus turns to the woman and says, "Mom, you have to stop doing that!"
He stops the crowd and tells them "Whoever among you who is without sin, cast the first stone"
Chagrined, the crowd begins to disperse, when suddenly a woman pushes her way through and throws a stone at the accused, killing her instantly.
Jesus turns to the woman and says, "Mom, you have to stop doing that!"
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Quote by Exakta66
A horse walks into a bar...the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"...
OK, you happy now? Look what you started...
I'm very, very happy.
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Quote by BooBooKittyfuck
Jesus comes upon a group of people about to stone to death a woman accused of adultery.
He stops the crowd and tells them "Whoever among you who is without sin, cast the first stone"
Chagrined, the crowd begins to disperse, when suddenly a woman pushes her way through and throws a stone at the accused, killing her instantly.
Jesus turns to the woman and says, "Mom, you have to stop doing that!"
I heard this one from a rather religous woman the other day. After the shock of who it was that told it I laughed my ass off. Laughed more of my ass off reading it here!
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wanna hear a dirty joke?
billy played in the mud.
wanna hear a clean joke?
billy took a bath.
wanna hear an even cleaner joke?
billy took a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear another dirty joke?
bubbles was a man.
billy played in the mud.
wanna hear a clean joke?
billy took a bath.
wanna hear an even cleaner joke?
billy took a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear another dirty joke?
bubbles was a man.
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Q: what did the fish say when it ran into the wall? A: dam
Q: what do you call a sleeping bull? A: a bull dozer
Q: what do you call a sleeping bull? A: a bull dozer
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a kamikaze is coming back from a mission!!!!
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a kamikaze is coming back from a mission!!!!
Does that mean the mission was a failure or a success?
As for my contribution-
Two elephants fell off a cliff, boom- boom!
The decisions we make dictate the life we have.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
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a lousy one..
Q: what hairstlye explodes?
A: BANGS!
Q: what hairstlye explodes?
A: BANGS!
Smile at your enemies.. It makes them crazy...
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How do you know that a blonde was using a computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
What's the differences between a blonde and a rooster?
The rooster says Cock-a-doodle-doo and the blonde says any-cock-will-do.
There's white-out on the screen.
What's the differences between a blonde and a rooster?
The rooster says Cock-a-doodle-doo and the blonde says any-cock-will-do.
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Three vampires walk into a bar. Shortly a waitress walks over to take thier orders.
V1: I'll take a blood.
V2: I'll take a blood.
V3: I'll take a blood light.
V1: I'll take a blood.
V2: I'll take a blood.
V3: I'll take a blood light.
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What's a 6.9?
A 69 intruded by a period
A 69 intruded by a period