Wait – those are falsies??
da Bear
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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Ruin a date in 5 words
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This is Roger, my rattlesnake.
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Do you know Jesus?
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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I forgot my wallet again.
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Wanna play video games?
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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Will you marry me tonight?
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Can I eat your toenails?