Love me, love my dog.
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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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Ruin a date in 5 words
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It'll clear up with ointment.
da Bear
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That? It's just a rash…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
da Bear
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Sorry about your dress.
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
da Bear
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Like to see my dick?
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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My dog licks my lips.
I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.
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Can you smell my halitosis?
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I am a bad drunk
I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1
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I have no fresh panties.
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Will you pull my finger?
I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.
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Must have been the beans.
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Your sister is better looking
da Bear
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My Mom says I'm sexy.
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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Who did your fake boobies?
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The test results are back.
da Bear
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Wanna fuck my younger brother?
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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I'm wearing granny's false teeth.
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Your sister is better looking
I deadass screamed and laughed so hard at this.
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I need to defecate now.
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Myrrrh, that’s disgusting but would,I suppose, be effective. Ewwwww.! I can’t think of anything else after that. The date is ruined.