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Ruin a date in 5 words
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Your teeth are really crooked !
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I never wash my feet.
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You kiss like your dad.
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Apparently steroids help with that
Isolation - A Tale Of Star-Crossed Lovers
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hartclass & CumGirl
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hartclass & CumGirl
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My favorite candidate is _________. Doesn't matter who you put in the blank it will cause stress!!!!!
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The voices like you too
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I'm now hopefully Covid free
Isolation - A Tale Of Star-Crossed Lovers
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hartclass & CumGirl
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hartclass & CumGirl
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I am not racist but
We can't withstand forever - The flame will set us free
As long as we're together - We dance in the ashen rain
As long as we're together - We dance in the ashen rain
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Do my eyes look pink?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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I suffer from explosive diarrhoea .
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
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Did you bring cash along?
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
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Dad will drive me home.
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I am going to vomit
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What is your name again?
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You smell like pickle juice
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Haven't taken a bath today
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Your sister (or brother) is much cuter.
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Are those your real breasts?
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We are splitting the check
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My butt is kinda itchy ???
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Is that all there is? (Thank you Peggy Lee & American songwriting team Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller )
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My crabs are not trained 
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
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Pick me up a tampon
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Do you like tit sweat? ????
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
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My favourite hemorrhoid cream is...
My latest offering -
Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty
My 2 previous submissions:
Both Love Poems
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Does it get any bigger? 🤣