Ruin a date in 5 words

seashelle1979

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0 likes 2 Jul 2020

You weren't your family's favorite.

RonB1

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0 likes 3 Jul 2020

This call is really important

seashelle1979

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0 likes 3 Jul 2020

Have you tried Weight Watchers?

LittleRobin

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0 likes 3 Jul 2020

Does this smell like chloroform?

seashelle1979

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0 likes 4 Jul 2020

Your skirt is too short.

Dian091

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0 likes 4 Jul 2020

Are you inside me yet?

seashelle1979

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0 likes 5 Jul 2020

Do you need that popped?

RonB1

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0 likes 6 Jul 2020

You should consider joining AA

seashelle1979

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0 likes 7 Jul 2020

Thanks for the french fries

seashelle1979

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0 likes 25 Jul 2020

Oh that wasn't a fart

Master_Jonathan

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0 likes 5 Sep 2020

Guess what - we've been quarantined!

Dian091

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0 likes 5 Sep 2020

The blisters are barely noticeable.

naughtysarah28

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0 likes 7 Sep 2020

I want to marry you (assuming it's first date or something like that)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-would-you-still-walk-with-me-.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/-a-wintry-night-at-the-log-cabin-.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-tomorrow-belongs-to-us-.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-the-words-that-always-escape-me-.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-oh-how-i-remember-that-day-well-.aspx

Moonstone

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0 likes 8 Sep 2020

My significant other is calling.

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

Unknown User

0 likes 8 Sep 2020

I’m a failed porn star

farmerroger

The Bruiser

0 likes 8 Sep 2020

Left my wallet at home

For the past few months I’ve been using Instagram and been using the site to post my photography . Here’s the link to my profile

https://www.instagram.com/farmerroger1/

My recommended read

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/amongst-the-arabian-sands

here’s a link to my photography album in my media

https://www.lushstories.com/profile/farmerroger/media?album=2399646

Meagananne1986

Sexy Seductive Siren

0 likes 8 Sep 2020

What? You have both what?

Meagan

bill11

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0 likes 20 Sep 2020

Why is you mother calling

Jam_Wil_Mac

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0 likes 3 Oct 2020

Oops, my nappy needs changed.

Meagananne1986

Sexy Seductive Siren

0 likes 3 Oct 2020

Parents walking in on you and your boyfriend in your bedroom...

Meagan! Who's THAT in you!!

Meagan

Master_Jonathan

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0 likes 26 Nov 2020

My Mom makes this better!

LornaDoone52

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0 likes 26 Nov 2020

Was that it?

Unknown User

0 likes 26 Nov 2020

How old are you?

Twisted_Skald

Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender

0 likes 26 Nov 2020

Why is my wife here?

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work

My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright

I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.