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Ruin a date in 5 words

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I borrowed your toothbrush, babe.
Feeling nostalgic today for some 1969 Peggy Lee

"Is that all there is?"
You look better in photos
I thought I was shot but....
Are you always this stupid?
I think I am pregnant!
You sound like my granny!
I think I'm gonna puke!
My wife loves this place
You didn't wash your hands
Couldn’t your daughter make it?


Life is not a rehearsal!!
Your sister is much better
You finished quickly never expected.
You should try wearing heels


Life is not a rehearsal!!
Did you check the mirror?
Quote by Naomi2
You should try wearing heels


Oh.. Sure... Pick on the short girl. lol
Is that a booster seat?