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Ruin a date in 5 words
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Quote by kiera
Fucking AWSOME...That would so get you slapped.
Sorry! What I meant to say Kiera was:
Not the best fitting outfit.
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Quote by kiera
Now lets read the bible.
Fancy the, 'Song of songs'?
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Sorry! What I meant to say Kiera was:
Not the best fitting outfit.
Ill be back u arsehole LOL
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Quote by Frank
Fancy the, 'Song of songs'?
The lord's my shepherd pls.
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Gentleman Stranger
May I fondle your shoes?
Gentleman Stranger
You kiss like my mom!
Gentleman Stranger
Will your panties fit me?
Gentleman Stranger
You have the coolest unibrow!
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I was born a man
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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My colostomy bag is full.
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Normal Adjacent
Can I smell your fingers?
