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Ruin a date in 5 words

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You are not my type..
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My uncle is Dick Cheney.
Oh fuck there's my husband
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He's hiding in the closet!

Excuse me! You need mouthwash!
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Was that you or me?
Have you met my mum?
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rockin the granny panties tonight!

Say. Her. Name.


Your Mum is very tight.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
I've slept with that waitress.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
That wig does suit you.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney