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Ruin a date in 5 words

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You gonna finish that salad?
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Fuck you are boring me
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I'm recovering of sex-change surgery.
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My boss is here fuck
I'm not for everyone
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Quote by millie82
Fuck you are boring me


Hahahaha!

Do you spit or swallow?
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I'll let you supersize it!
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Quote by gilrenard


Hahahaha!

Do you spit or swallow?


A good question well presented

Don't use that hairdresser again
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And I have big lice
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And I have big lice

looks like they are double size
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Damn, the rash is back.
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This is getting very boring
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We will have 7 kids.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
— Audrey Hepburn

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You kind of smell bad.
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Such a small cock darling
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My husband gets out tomorrow.
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There's the girl from yesterday!
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Can you chew a steak?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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Have you got head lice?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

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Your bum does look big!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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Big, no it's fucking enormous!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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I forgot the condom tonight