Roses are red
Heidi is nice
I'd give her a kiss
Without thinking twice
.
And while we were kissing
I'd fondle her tits
It's normal behavior
For amorous Brits.
.
My gentle rubs
And breath on her neck
Soon will have Heidi
A quivering wreck
.
It's against her nature
But she can't resist
Which leaves darling Heidi
Aroused, and yet, pissed.
.
Now nubile nurse
Is between the sheets
My fingers unfolding
Her labial pleats.
.
Clitoris caught
Between finger and thumb
Encouraging sounds
When she starts to hum.
.
Foreplay continues
Until Heidi cries
"Oh Robert, you charmer
You're not like other guys."
.
My hands cup the cheeks
Of her sweet behind.
"Do me," she urges.
"Before I change my mind."
.
Rampant rumpy-pumpy
Quickly commences
Before mon amour
Can come to her senses.
.
I don't know
About 'joy to the world'
But I am ecstatic
To lie with this girl.
.
Now, there are things
I probably missed
But so far, Dear Santa,
That's my whole Christmas list.
