True story-
I was on the phone with a friend of mine telling him naughty things I would do when I saw him next. He replies with "You, ma'am, read way too many sex stories." I laughed, and told him "No, I'm just really detailed with how I write. Watch, I bet you I could write a story about a rock, and it would be the best damn story about a rock you would ever read." He doesn't skip a beat to reply, "Yeah, if it was about a rock having sex with another rock."
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