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Ribald Limerics anyone?

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There once was a lady named Alice

Who used TNT for a phallus

They found her vagina in North Carolina

And her rectum in Buckingham Palace!





There once was a man from Racine

Who'd invented a fucking machine

It could fuck either sex, concave or convex

But oh, what a bitch to clean!
very good...
Algol
A stunning young maid from Aberystwyth

Would take grain to the mill to grind grist with

The millers son Jack

Laid her flat on her back

And united the organs they pissed with







Said a busy young whore known as Mable

Who at fucking was willing and able

"It's a pity to waste

All that juicy white paste"

So she served it in bowls at the table
A lovely young woman from France
Boarded a train in a trance.
The Engineer fucked her
So did the Conductor,
But the Brakeman just came in his pants...







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A lovely young woman from France
Boarded a train in a trance.
The Engineer fucked her
So did the Conductor,
But the Brakeman just came in his pants...







.

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There once was a man named McNair
Who liked fucking his girl on the stair.
The bannister broke,
So he quickened his stroke...
And finished her off in mid-air!
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!
There was a man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machine
Concave or convex
It would fit any sex
But oh what a bitch to clean