Quote by MrNudiePants A lovely young woman from France
Boarded a train in a trance.
The Engineer fucked her
So did the Conductor,
But the Brakeman just came in his pants...
There once was a man named McNair
Who liked fucking his girl on the stair.
The bannister broke,
So he quickened his stroke...
And finished her off in mid-air!
There once was a site named Lush,
With hot stories that'll make you blush,
As I started to read,
I felt a great need,
To stroke till I started to gush.
Not exactly a limerick but in similar vein, this one was doing the rounds of Aussie Primary (elemenary) schools circa 1976 :
My mate Billy
Had a ten foot willy.
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with the rake
And now it's only two foot four.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it!