1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2. Are your parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3. My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in em'.
6. If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8. I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock.
9. I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I think he went in to this cheap motel room.
10. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
11. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til afternoon.
And the best for last......
12. Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up.
Flutterby Pharie
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♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
