Absolutely love it. Has become a thing over the last year or so. The more they are played with, the more it seems to connect directly to my arousal level. My wife now loves being aggressive with playing with my nipples (and I do too😁).
If staying with family, do you and your partner have sex in “their house” or do you shy away from it?
No
Do you currently have $50 or more in change, in your house?
I think I do.
Do you practice recycling?
They closed our local recycling center, so we have to save up stuff and make a longer trip.
Did you return any Christmas presents for a refund?
Regifted it to someone else.
Ever stopped having sex, just cuz you got the ick?
Yes, of course, assuming 'ick' covers a wide variety of ailments.
Are you hopeful for the coming New Year?
I am, though I am not sure why. I am an optimist so I am always somewhat hopeful. That's in my personal life. In terms of global geopolitics, I am less hopeful.
Are you celebrating any big milestones in 2025?
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Not particularly, no major milestones on the horizon this year.
Do you celebrate anniversaries in a big way?
Not any more....we "celebrate" the passing of my wife by meeting in the cemetery and having a short service for her.
Will the Groundhog see his shadow in your neck of the woods?
Hard to say. Depends on whether they turn the lights on. 🤣Right now, I would say no.
Do you normally have a bedtime snack?
The security cam was supposed to catch porch pirates, but instead it launched Tyler and Wendy on a new erotic journey.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/porch-pirate-josh
My latest profile post, highlighting some of my older stories.
No, I try to stop eating around 6 pm
Do you drink more on the 2 days of the weekend, than you do the other 5 days combined?
I don't drink period. Too much history of alcoholism in my family.
Is there anything in your family history you have to be wary of?
Heart disease. Every member of my mother's birth family died young (like, under 60) of heart trouble.
Are you into any winter sports?
The security cam was supposed to catch porch pirates, but instead it launched Tyler and Wendy on a new erotic journey.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/porch-pirate-josh
My latest profile post, highlighting some of my older stories.
Does football count? I like to cross-country ski.
Are you into water sports, sexual or non-sexual?
I swim every day in summer and 3 times a week in winter. No golden showers though.
Have you ever tried golden showers with a sex partner?
Nope
Have you ever worn a collar during sex?
Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
Nope
Have you ever used food as a sex toy?
Just a double-ended cucumber with my girlfriend.
Do you have any protection against identity theft that you pay for?
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Just a double-ended cucumber with my girlfriend.
Do you have any protection against identity theft that you pay for?
Wait, there is a single-ended cucumber? LOL
Nothing that I pay for...
Have you ever had sex with someone that was missing a limb?
No.
Have you ever caught someone else in the act?
Yep.
Did your education prepare you specifically for your career, or was it mostly irrelevant?
For the most part, however there have been a lot of things I have learned during my career.
Are you more of an oral pleaser, or a manual pleaser?
I don’t wear glasses but if I did i would probably remove.
What’s the most orgasmic sexual act that you have preformed?
There was a dear friend that I had not seen in several years. We managed to be in the same place at the same time and spent the night together. My first orgasm was one of the strongest orgasms I have ever had.
What is worse, intercourse that lasts less than 5 minutes and you cum, or intercourse that seems to go on and on without and orgasm?
Anything sexual at this point.
Where do you want to go for your next vacation?
The security cam was supposed to catch porch pirates, but instead it launched Tyler and Wendy on a new erotic journey.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/porch-pirate-josh
My latest profile post, highlighting some of my older stories.
Provence, France
Have you ever watched animals mating?
I grew up on a farm! Saw it all the time. (horses, mostly)
How many times a week do you dine out in a restaurant?
