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Cheeky Chick
Aye, You wee Squishie, mind changing my bucket for me? You've caused it... Again! Damn you bloody Scottish wee bugger.
Raised on Blackroot
Hey babe, wanna ride my hotrod?
Oh wait, this isn't a thread for terrible pickup lines?
Then, wanna get wasted and shag like bunnies?
Oh wait, this isn't a thread for terrible pickup lines?
Then, wanna get wasted and shag like bunnies?
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Hello T .. wanna play Snakes & Ladders with me? please please ... its the X rated version I promise.
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oh dear .. my bad .. sorry.
I havent played pin the tail on the donkey in years but really as grown adults cant we think of something more entertaining to do .. winks.
What about that game when you play music and then turn it off and you all have to sit on the chairs .. well whats left of them since as I recall one gets taken away each time the music stops .. we need KK, Ginger, Mad, Feisty and some of your other friends to make this work.
Winner gets a pink Willykini if male or a tube of smarties if female.
As someone I love on here would say now thats HOT!!!
I havent played pin the tail on the donkey in years but really as grown adults cant we think of something more entertaining to do .. winks.
What about that game when you play music and then turn it off and you all have to sit on the chairs .. well whats left of them since as I recall one gets taken away each time the music stops .. we need KK, Ginger, Mad, Feisty and some of your other friends to make this work.
Winner gets a pink Willykini if male or a tube of smarties if female.
As someone I love on here would say now thats HOT!!!
Well jeez J, describing the prizes has just convinced me NOT to play.. the smarties would be ok, but what if you won? omg NO. Don't take it personally, I don't want to see any guy in a willykini, let alone a pink one. How bloody horrid! 
Jey J, Wanna come down to the pub with me and we can get smashed together then go back to your place and poke fun at people we don't like, drink some more then fall asleep on the living room floor?
Jey J, Wanna come down to the pub with me and we can get smashed together then go back to your place and poke fun at people we don't like, drink some more then fall asleep on the living room floor?
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woooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh that sounds really good to me. However I am a lil skint (yes I spelt that correctly) at the moment so will you buy all the beers please? We are mates after all ..
Perhaps another night we can both put our long raincoats on (just the raincoats) and wander the streets flashing unsuspecting men and women ... I love doing that and have only been arrested half a dozen times so far.
And by the way I will wear my fav pink Willykini ... everyone thinks its terribly sexy on me .. it makes KK drool and go wobbly at the knees it really does
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Perhaps another night we can both put our long raincoats on (just the raincoats) and wander the streets flashing unsuspecting men and women ... I love doing that and have only been arrested half a dozen times so far.
And by the way I will wear my fav pink Willykini ... everyone thinks its terribly sexy on me .. it makes KK drool and go wobbly at the knees it really does
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ok SJ .. how about we make some popcorn and buy some diet coke from the grocers, sit down and watch damn filthy porn films and then hit the town for some sexy chicks?
Send me a mail if you are interested my friend.
Send me a mail if you are interested my friend.
How about you and your friends accept my proposition of just this time only watch porn movies directed exclusively by women directors and tell me how you enjoyed them?
Here for some examples:http://www.comeasyouare.com/shop/adult-videos-and-dvds/women-directed-porn-dvds/
Here for some examples:http://www.comeasyouare.com/shop/adult-videos-and-dvds/women-directed-porn-dvds/
Princess Blondie
Hey X why don't you and I go round the corner and plan a master plan of robbing a bank, and live it up like Bonny and Clyde
†Jinxy Approved†
Princess Blondie
Its what I had in mind. ;) Lets drop our clothes, and roll around naked together.
†Jinxy Approved†
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Jinxy,
You and GingerKitty are so far out of my league I wouldn't know where to begin to proposition you both. Alas a girl can dream.
Love Supple.
You and GingerKitty are so far out of my league I wouldn't know where to begin to proposition you both. Alas a girl can dream.
Love Supple.
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John, I'm scared of snakes - even the cardboard ones so sorry petal.
Hey J, wanna come over to my place and play pin the tail on the donkey? With REAL pins, I promise!
i think we should all get together and go to trinks house for some pin the tail on the donkey... only lush style. heehee
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Supple,
Would you honor me and enjoy a dinner date this Friday
Would you honor me and enjoy a dinner date this Friday
Cheeky Chick
Bill, how about you and I go rock your boat? ;)
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Supple,
Would you honor me and enjoy a dinner date this Friday
I will, looking forward to it Bill. Just let me know what time and I will be there. xoxo
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Beer sounds good!Quote by GingerKitty
Yes please!
Fuctone, um wanna have a beer?
The "notorious gunman".