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Post something Funny about the person above you

Let's see all the laughs and giggles with this one.....
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Quote by kiera
Leah once worked in a brothel in the red light district in Amsterdam but made no money

Hey Leah


Kiera also worked with me in said brothel....
heidi
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She makes it look easy but it takes timing and a well oiled stool to do that (I like this thread)
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Heidi, lives with the kangaroos
heidi
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The B in Beauty stands for boys, and lots of tnem
heidi
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she has reversible hair ( Hey! wait, that's me! oops )
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Heidi likes to make sandcastles then destroy them
heidi
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She ounce tired out Beverly Hills house Wives but left when she found out it was not on her porn channel
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Heidi claims to be a retired superhero. Surprisingly, she gets a lot of dates that way.
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G opening line to women is, I am your G spot.
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Quote by heidi
G opening line to women is, I am your G spot.




Nice One!!!


Heidi knows that because I tried it on her.

She then asked me if I wanted a permanent five hole (hockey reference if you don't know it)

I respectfully passed.
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Ping , doesn't know how to read....
heidi
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Okay, we get it, you mowed the lawn smile
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she watches cartoons all day
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She used to put her face right in the crib until one baby bite her nose
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Quote by AmericanBeauty
she watches cartoons all day


I second that about Heidi.

Every damn day I yell, "Heidi, get the fuck away from my living room window. I'm trying to play with my tiger in privacy."

She never learns. I'm concerned for Hobbes safety.
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Heidi enjoys sneaking into men's bathrooms and practices her juggling using urinal cakes.

True story.
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G's shoe wore out, so he drew a new one smart ass smile
simar
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I hear Heidi...just a grew a size...in her clothes( was it funny?)
Find Simar on:
1. Skype: Simar Singh
2. Kik: simar2308
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(funnest part is you asking if it is, that made me smile so. YES)

Simar's old job was a store mannequin
JC72
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She is funny... Sometimes...
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Jamie, wears oversized bunny ears
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When she drinks to much and the door bell rings she answers the phone
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Maybe more of a talent than funny... but Heidi can whistle with other body parts



She can actually do a whistling duet with herself.

I'm so impressed. Amazing stuff.
simar
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Ping actually has a Hobbs tiger...last night they both locked her mother out...

Hey...him and his wife live alone...so whom did he lock out.
Find Simar on:
1. Skype: Simar Singh
2. Kik: simar2308
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simar took boxing lessons to prepare for dueling banjos
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When Heidi took voice lessons, her coach informed the class that they would be studying vibrato next day.

You guessed it. She showed up with her duffle bag of vibrators, prepared to demonstrate them all for the class.

Silly girl. She thought vibrato was Italian for vibrator.
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The first day G hit puberty, mom found a hole in Hobbs
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The first day G hit puberty, mom found a hole in Hobbs




Now that was funny... sad... and true. That fucking tiger had my number. I had to put him in his place.

Heidi, you know me so well.



Heidi has a long-standing offer to all guys.

If any man can perform oral sex as well as any woman she has been with,
and they can actually give her an orgasm...

she will let them.