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what simar lacks in humor he makes up for in confusion.
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Beauty had four fingers until two vanished
The Engineer
Quote by heidi
what simar lacks in humor he makes up for in confusion.
You know what you are right.....I am.not so humorous actually. I try. Some if any comments come off as bad...well tell me.
By the way Rosie sometimes wear granny panties...and then strips off in those. I had the pleasure once...it was eyes opening.
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Quantum Tease
You are doing okay, Simar. Just keep trying.
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Simar had the "Miss India" crown stripped after that unfortunate dressing room exposure.
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Simar had the "Miss India" crown stripped after that unfortunate dressing room exposure.
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Leah is trying to hide that dragon's favorite lair behind her fingers
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
Mr P has looked at the back side of his monitor hoping to see past Leah's fingers.
The Engineer
Lynn actually was the first Lady to fly across the world. As someone mentioned....the fossil droppings can be seen all around the world. Sorry Lynn for telling everybody.
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Quantum Tease
Oh, that's okay, Simar - just because you belong to the 'young whippersnappers' club - and I have shoes older than you !! Just remember, though, old age and treachery will defeat youth and enthusiasm every time!
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Simar is planning to wear nothing under his graduation gown.
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Simar is planning to wear nothing under his graduation gown.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by lynnwittAnd Lynn plans to attend. She has sabotaged the seams, she only has to pull one thread, and the garment falls apart....
Simar is planning to wear nothing under his graduation gown.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The Engineer
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Simar is planning to wear nothing under his graduation gown.
See now it makes sense. Both Lynn and Mr. P gave me a 100 bucks to flash the other person at my graduation.... And Lynn seems to have everything in place.
Simar is planning to wear nothing under his graduation gown.
See now it makes sense. Both Lynn and Mr. P gave me a 100 bucks to flash the other person at my graduation.... And Lynn seems to have everything in place.
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The street gang told simar to wait on the steps wait.......................still waiting......
The Engineer
Heidi...lost her package at see. She goes there regularly hoping it turns up.
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The Engineer
Hey Mister....that was secret info.....no one else was supposed to know. Well what the the hell its better than knowing that in was gonna but the tiger print one from you.
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this a picture from simar's old magic act 
Quantum Tease
Quote by heidi
this a picture from simar's old magic act
Heidi was in Simar's old magic act, but she became annoyed when he often made her clothes disappear.
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lynn's first husbands last name was twit
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lynn's first husbands last name was twit
True Story...
Heidi once worked on an assembly line building Tickle Me Elmos.
Her job was to give each stuffed animal, two test tickles to ensure that each Elmo laughed.
Sadly, she got fired for attaching red, furry scrotums on each Elmo.
Poor Heidi.
Quantum Tease
Ping is one of identical triplets - the other two are Pang and Pong.
(Points for the reference)
(Points for the reference)
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Red has been know to be the lead person on a fire engine
The Engineer
Quote by lynnwitt
Ping is one of identical triplets - the other two are Pang and Pong.
(Points for the reference)
Its a dimsum restaurant chain right..
.I love these little quizzes that you hand out.
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Bill sometimes bathes naked on the top of his boat in the middle of the ocean.
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Quantum Tease
Quote by simar
Its a dimsum restaurant chain right..
.I love these little quizzes that you hand out.
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Alas, the reference I had in mind was the opera 'Turnadot' by Puccini. The names may have been usurped for other uses
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Simiar was offered the position of Lead Product Developer at a famous sex toy company, but turned it down because he doesn't want to mix business with pleasure.
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Lynn is the founder and chairperson of the "Young Whippersnappers Club", which apart from matron Lynn, has only one confirmed member, Simar. What the goals and activities of the club are, as yet remains a closely guarded secret
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The Engineer
Mr P once did try getting into the WhipperSnappers club ..and he was successful too. It wasn't long before Lynn found. Nobody knows what happened next but it is said that P got is ass burned.
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' ass burned' that's some kind of reference right?
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' ass burned' that's some kind of reference right?
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um.......something funny...not old.....
Lynn De Witt was a prima ballerina until that nasty incident backstage with the rather large......
bollox...i was watching TV....ok
So, Simar lost his virginity to a gang of red neck bikers
Lynn De Witt was a prima ballerina until that nasty incident backstage with the rather large......
bollox...i was watching TV....ok
So, Simar lost his virginity to a gang of red neck bikers
