I've been making up some descriptions of Alfred Hitchcock films if they had been made as porno films. I thought I'd post one here and see if anyone else wants to do something similar, maybe with currently popular movies. It could also be fun to make up parody titles like the ones they used to use for pornos in the 80s and 90s - Sperms of Endearment, Schindler's Fist, etc.
Psycho
Psycho is best remembered for its golden shower scene.
Frustrated office worker Marlon Crane is entrusted by his boss with delivering $40,000 to a client. Instead he takes the money and heads out on the highway. As night falls he pulls into a quiet motel that lies in the shadow of a creepy dark house. The clerk is a mousy socially awkward girl named Norma Bates. She shows Marlon her collection of stuffed birds and then leads him to his room.
Marlon is just washing off the sweat of his crime when the shower curtain is pulled back and there stands Norma with a huge butcher knife in her hand.
Marlon is so terrified that he loses control of his bladder and pisses all over Norma. Being a closet kink freak, this turns her on. She drops the knife, grabs Marlon's cock and drags him up to the dark old house for a fuck fest. Marlon thinks that all his Christmases have come at once, but he is a little troubled by Norma's insistence that he call her "Daddy"...
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