Lurker
0 likes
You nearly drowned on those fluids
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
last reply
2.3k replies
71.8k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Punky, I told you not to drink and drive. 
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
I told you if you lay on an ant hill they will crawl in there 
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Baseball Opening Night and you get knocked out with a foul ball!
Short Arse Brit
0 likes
I did warn you that letting a woman that size go on top could be risky. You have a fractured hip, three broken ribs and a dislocated shoulder.
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Quantum Tease
0 likes
You're going to have to increase your stamina if you're going out with Ginger.....
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
I had told you to be careful not to hit that street light.
Quantum Tease
0 likes
Obstructing scientific activity was the charge when local astronomers were found to have been watching Moon instead of the moon....
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Staring at (the) moon is distracting isn't? You hit a wall......
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
0 likes
Mr P's claim that he was observing the moon with his telescope was disproved when officers found it directed instead at the ladies dormitory.....
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
told you the garden would be slippery after all that rain...
Lurker
0 likes
... and you said, "What's the big deal with doing my own labia piercing... "
And... now we're here.
And... now we're here.
Lurker
0 likes
Yes, we did, Miss Clit-penis. 
Quantum Tease
0 likes
Quote by Ping
Yes, we did, Miss Clit-penis.
Hmmm..... I'd definitely be popular - with both sides!
...........................................................................................
Flashing a female Klingon didn't turn out well, did it....?
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
I warned you, that inflatable butplug couldn't handle more than 3 bar, but you just kept on pumping..... Well, at least you won't be suffering from constipation anymore..
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
0 likes
I TRIED to get you to come out for air...... (but not very hard )....!
hey, Punky!
)....!hey, Punky!
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
This is your RoboDoc 7000. Your cryogenic sleep has succesfully ended without side effects. All vital functions are in order. We're approaching Aldebaran's outer planets. Welcome in 2237.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
0 likes
Quote by patokl
This is your RoboDoc 7000. Your cryogenic sleep has succesfully ended without side effects. All vital functions are in order. We're approaching Aldebaran's outer planets. Welcome in 2237.
Oooooooooooooo
RoboDoc, I'm always horny when I wake....
.............................................................................................
I do apologize... I neglected to tell you that I've been working out with Kegel weights.....
Convict
0 likes
Goddammit Lynneth! I told you those little pellets weren't raisins!
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
0 likes
I told you swallowing the whole thing would make you pass out!
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
I realise you wanted to perform, but an overdose is an overdose, even with viagra
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
0 likes
When they told you that there was a cougar on the other side of the glory hole, they meant it.
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
lyn awoke with my magical tongue kissing her in a sultry tango... as.... I was checking out her heart with a stethoscope ..while my little finger was playing ping pong with her nipple